We all experience challenging moments when it is time to make a decision that will affect us and those around us for the rest of our lives. Its like on The Matrix, Will you take the Red Pill or the Blue Pill? Either way, your choices will only define the rest of your future. Always be mindful of the fact that you could either be doing the best thing you have ever done for yourself or you are totally shitty at making decisions and your life ends up sucking. Yeah, we are probably all trash at decision making. Especially if you're reading this, your life probably succckssss lol. As it is time for a change in my life. I have decided to become a model and an actor. I've realized that I'm terrible at writing. I can't ever seem to find a way to captivate my audience. I have people writing me "Please stop writing. Your stupid metaphors for the bigger picture and all your little anecdotes for a positive lifestyle are seriously getting so annoying and you're fake." And that person was right, I'm done writing, for good. This led me to think long and hard about what I really can offer this world. I took a deep look into the mirror, but not into the mirror of my soul, but my actual mirror. I had been using my brain way too much in life, I realized it was time to use my handsome face to take over the world. I never realized how handsome I was until I took my glasses off and took about 2 steps back away from the mirror. As soon as I realized this, I went down to The Picture People and got some headshots done. The world will soon realize how beautiful I can be. I don't know how to describe this new feeling, but it makes me feel like Uncle Rico when he is getting those glamour shots from Deb. I really imagine myself surrounded by seahorses and it actually works. I have also decided to become an actor. I realized as I was writing this that I can totally pretend to be something I'm not. All I need to do is put myself in someone else shoes. Which is exactly what I was doing right now. This was all an act, April Fools haaaaa got 'eem! Man I'm too positive for all that negativity. Although I am realizing now that I am actually pretty good looking, I hadn't noticed before. And maybe I can act, my wife does always tell me that I'm fake. I always took it as a compliment. But anyway, Happy Easter everyone! I hope you guys get tomato soup in your Easter eggs for April Fools! Here's a Fail Videos Comp to make your day better.
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